i may or may not be watching the land before time
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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