y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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