i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
