No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
this just has baby written all over it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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