I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Couch. On fire.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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