SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
soo... how was my night?
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