WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize