Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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