dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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