I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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