all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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