The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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