just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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