He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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