Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
birth control should be required to get into college
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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