Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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