I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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