There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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