69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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