Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
