Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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