try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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