her vagine was all disorganized.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize