a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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