So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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