We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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