This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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