During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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