i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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