Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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