Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
