Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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