You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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