I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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