New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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