let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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