Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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