Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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