If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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