he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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