turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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