i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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