just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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