Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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