he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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