I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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