I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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