would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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