I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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