Did you just see the Batmobile???
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Watching her eat just hurts me
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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