just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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